11 Things Learned From Airheads
1. Lemmy is God.
2. The Clydesdale Scale - Sure we've always wondered how many Clydesdale horses it would take to tear various girls' faces off, but now we know the term for it...wait, is that a Budweiser reference?
3. Joe Mantegna can play someone that's cool (apparently).
4. Militant black men have huge dongs (OK, maybe we're just re-affirming that one).
5. The last name Arquette = movie career. If only we knew then...
6. Ask the LAPD for anything, they can get it - in a timely manner too!
7. Music execs are dickhead yuppies. Radio station managers are yuppie dickheads.
8. Steve Buscemi is one of the most dependably-great actors.
9. Reagan Youth is both hair metal and West coast (nope - "Degenerated" is a song originally by a punk band [the aforementioned Reagan Youth] and from the East coast).
10. Rodney King is that guy.
11. SWAT captains don't wipe well.
List compiled by Crooks and Johnny C
1 last thing:
The joke about the pluralizing of The Lone Ranger is not a joke at all. That's what band names are, for the most part. That would be like saying The Decemberists should only play in December or Brand New should have changed their name for the second album, forward. That's weak aiming for the middle.
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